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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Kereta Mahal Pita Pelekat :: Raja Lawak Dewasa


Lampu Belakang Mahal..itu pasal wa guna pita pelekat je...

Chevrolet Optra 1.6 DOHC (A), Sedan, 1598cc, RM 91411.50. 5.

Chevrolet Optra 1.8 DOHC ... Chevrolet Optra 5 1.8 HB DOHC (A), Hatchback, 1799cc,

Reban Ayam Alaf Baru : Raja Lawak Dewasa




ayam bermacam ayam
ada ayam kampung ayam hutan ayam siam
ayam turki ayam belanda
macam-macam perihal ayam
hangat-hangat tahi ayam,
sabung ayam nasi ayam telor ayam


ayam hutan boleh terebang
ayam kampung dalamlah reban
ayam bandar di dalam pasar
kadang-kadang ada harga naik harga turun harga

korus:
ibu si ibu ayam
telor sebiji riuh sekampung
hooo...oh ibu ayam
telor dieram anak sereban
kata bidalan berkaki ayam
kalau makan ajak-ajak ayam
kalau nak tidur tidur-tidur ayam
kalau tak nampak itu rabun ayam

makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng yam..
makan tonking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
makan kaki ayam kais pagi makan malam
makan cakar ayam sakit gigi siang malam

(ulang korus)

makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng yam..
makan tonking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
makan kepak ayam paha ayam dada ayam
satu tak boleh jangan makan bulu ayam

makan leher ayam nanti bersanding kepala teleng yam..
makan tonking ayam nanti mulut tak reti diam
makan kepak ayam paha ayam dada ayam
satu tak boleh makan jangan makan tahi ayam

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Penapis Virus Internet Paling Latest :: Raja Lawak Dewasa


antivirus internet paling latest...xyah update2 dahh..

Antivirus (or anti-virus) software is used to prevent, detect, and remove malware, including computer viruses, worms, and trojan horses. Such programs may also prevent and remove adware, spyware, and other forms of malware. This page talks about the software used for the preventionthreats, rather than computer security implemented by software methods.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Jangan tidur di kedai gunting rambut,nanti kena lempang



Jangan tidur di kedai gunting rambut,nanti kena lempang