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Monday, December 20, 2010

Seluar Kecik : Sexy Seluar Kecik : Raja Lawak Dewasa


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Friday, December 17, 2010

Senario Asam Garam [2010] Eng Sub DVDRip-RMVB : Raja Lawak Dewasa


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Country: Malaysia
Language: Malay
Subtitle: English
Year: 2010


Cast: Azlee Jaafar, Fimie Don, Julia Hana, Mazlan Ahmad, Nadia Mustafar, Syanie, Zaibo

Director : Hatta Azad Khan

Plot:
Senario Asam Garam (2010)” the story starts with the incident where Asam (Mazlan Pet-Pet) and his assistant Garam (Zaibo) try to sabotage the kiosk owned by Cik Hawa (Julia Hana) and the office of Pak Adam (Azlee Senario) but their efforts always fail due to their stupidity. Asam and Garam dislike Pak Adam because both parties are in the construction business. Moreover, Pak Adam is an honest contractor unlike Asam and Garam.The news of a tender for the extension of the school in the village adds tension between Pak Adam and Asam and Garam, which forces Asam and Garam to try any means possible to sabotage Pak Adam’s bid for the project.

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Kisah Toyol, Drakula dan Pontianak serta Pocong:: Raja Lawak Dewasa


pontianak,pocong dan toyol da x tertahan lg nk pegi kat restoran tomyam pak usup..

pontianak: weh.. aku dgr restoran tomyam yg baru bukak tu kn.. ummphh!!!!
drakula: ye la.. aku pun terliur.. aku rasa da x nk isap darah lg.. aku nk tomyam lak..
toyol:cakap pun x guna la cik pon.. kte tetap x ley gi sana..
pontianak: aku ade idea laa.. kte kn bley tuka rupe.. smlm aku try da de rupe angelina jolie ckit..
drakula: geliga gak otak ko.. ms aku idop rupe aku mmg cam tom cruise..
toyol: prasan” tp.. aku mane boley.. erm.. cik pon tulun balutkn sy eh..
pontianak: okie.. nk ajak si pocong x?
drakula: xyh la.. yg dier tau lompat2.. x lompat lari bogel.. tu jela(review hantuooo ep lepas2)..
pontianak: tol gak.. okie.. lepas maghrib kte tros tolak..

lepas maghrib.. kat restoran tomyam pak usup.. tom krus(drakula) dtg ngan angelina jolie(pontianak) sambil mendukung bayi(toyol).

pelanggan: wah.. artis datang restoran ni r..
angelina: order please. erm.. i nk tomyam yg plg sedap kat cni..
waiter: okie..(tau ckp mlayu rpenyer)..

50 saat kemudian.

waiter:siap cik..
tom: wah.. cam sedap neh.. biar aku mencekik dlu..

sorg pelanggan nmpk sesuatu…

pelanggan: wah!!! tom cruise ade taring panjang!!!

suasana senyap sunyi… drakula pun panic.. dengan spontannyer dier patahkan kedua2 taringnyer..

tom: ii.. ini..cu..cuma.. taring palsu.. sy baru balik dari penggambaran cite jaws tu.. sy r yg jd jaws tu..
pelanggan: (jaws ade taring???!!!).. oooOOoOOoo..

keadaan kembali sedia kala..

angelina: tu r ko.. mkn x reti nk cover.. biar aku lak mkn..

pontianak habiskn satu mangkok besa tomyam skali hirup.. akibat x tahan pedas.. air mata pontianak kuar..
air mata darah!! sorg pelanggan nmpk…

pelanggan: wah!! angelina kuar air mata darah!!!

sume pelanggan tkezut.. suasana jd riuh.. pontianak pun mule menggelabah..

angelina: sa..saya.. rindukan mak sy!! da lame x jumpe dia di england..
pelanggan :o oOOoo..(tp nape air mata darah???!!)..

keadaan jd tenang semula.. toyol yg da x tahan kelaparan trus melompat atas meja utk mencekik tomyam..
sorg lg pelanggan nmpk..

pelanggan:wahh!! anak dier kaler ijau!!

sume menjadi panic.. ade separuh yg bangun utk melarikan diri..

angelina: er..anak sy ni baru je balik penggambaran cite incredible hulk ni.. kami juz nk wat surprise kat cni..
pelanggan:oooOOoo.. hebat la lakonan kamu.. kami sume panic td.. haha..

keadaan jd ok balik.. tanpa disedari oleh para hantu-hantuoo, azan isyak pun berkumandang..

pontianak, drakula & toyol: warRRrrgGGghhHH!!!!!!!!!!!!(terbakar).

semua pelanggan berdiri sambil bertepuk tgn dan bersorak sbb ingatkn tu lakonan dari mreka lg..

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